JVl Y loloG

2010-04-29T03:25:00.000-07:00

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I fail my eng liao , the summany lost
13 marks ....... THIRTEEN MARKS !?!
WHY ? COS I SAW ( I TOT I SAW )
THEY WROTE USE MATERAILS
FROM PARAGRAPH ONE ONLY , AND I
ONLY WROTE 58 ffffing WORDS .
HOLY SHIT !!! t.t t.t t.t. t.t. t.t. t.t t.t
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And who can tell me how to revise
my lit ................................................

2010-03-03T01:03:00.000-08:00

HI , saw something super funnny today and feel like telling
you all :D , so here the short story goes :

After school , waited for bus 291 to rush to piano tuition
After 10 mins the bus finally came :)
And shimin and emily and ( shimin''s friend ) caught up
the bus also . I was sitting at the back of the bus
The last row , and they also came ( they = shimin emily and 1 shimin friend)
Let me show u a pic abt our sitting position :
So shimin's friend was standing and the other spaces were
occupied. After one stop , the passer-by beside shimin
went down the bus and then the funny part comes.
Shimin's friend walk to shimin there and wanted her to move
in so that she can sit . But GUESS WHAT :D shimin DONT WAN
TO MOVE :D , SO HER FRIEND KEEEP PUSING HER USING
HER BUTT. BUT SHIMIN JUST WONT MOVE LOL!!!!!!!
By that time people are moving in alr and shimin friend had no
choice but to walk back to the smae place where she was standing

THE END:)

2010-01-13T01:41:00.000-08:00

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School started for 1 week alr :DDD
My frens missed me :)))

Tdy during recess time
i brought my milk tea back
to classroom , on the way
the fake mass selamat saw me
and asked me to drink finish first
then can go back to classroom.
i drank untill letf 1/4 and then
start to walk back to classroom le
( Fast forward>>>>>>> )
When i lift up my head at the
second floor staircase,(going to reach3rd floor)
Guess who i saw?
The new DM :D! Yay:))))
then he keep shout at me say
cannot bring the drinks to
classroom . There was six or 7
upper sax people behind him
all kana punish also . Then he lead
us to the office.
(Fast forward>>>>>)
When we reached there , he gave us green
forms :))) After that he confiscate
my easylink card , and said after
school must do canteen duty.
@$#%^^&%$^!!!!!@$!
after that went bak to classroom .

"Ding Dong" MAths LEssOn :D
HAlf way through maths lesson ,
then donnoe who go fart or shit
on their pants . ( Suspect is bryan
or fish O.o)
Then our classroom filled with
shit smell . I died after breathing
in the shits for 1 minute 28 seconds
Then roydent took out his deodorant
spraY ! & spray around his table
there. After that everyone go crazy
and asked him to lend them the deodorant
spray . Roydent saw me die-ing alr then
quickly threw the *Angel* to me .
Then the HEARTLESS Ja-NI-SI still
wan to snatch the spray from a
die-ing man.Tsk tsk tsk.......
Anyway i revived after taking in
the deodorant thing . But the others died
cos i don wan give them the spray !
MUAhahahahhahahahahaahahaha.

Oh yar , when we took our height and
weight during the pe leson
Josiah went up and i peep at
the weight , and i saw at least 5 digits.:D

Then End

2009-11-19T02:05:00.000-08:00

HOME SWEET HOME :D~~!!
SWEET SWEET HOMEE :D~~!!
AS SWEET AS SWEET HOME :D~~!!

Okay enough , just came back from the so
called "band camp" . More like
"Drive u Crazy" camp , actually ..no
its much worst ....

Day 1 :
Reached school at 7.40 am . (Fast forward )
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Holy ! its finally lunch time :D (12 pm)
Choing down from fifth flooor (Fast forward again )
Argh , im so fking full :D . Took bus back to school
and now its games time . (1 .20 pm)
Played captains ball , Owned , boring .
Went to hall and saw bryan playing batminton.
And josiah slacking . And fong , he still looks
as sick as ever. That fugly old ahgong .(Fast forward)

Time for dinner :D~!!! Took my food and 5 pairs of spoon.
Cos accidentally tooked 2 much . Then the next thing i knew
was somone snatched with me the spoons , then i thought
nvm since i got so many extra so i gave her 2. Then after that
i onli left 2 spoon . Suddenly a biatch , jumped out from nowhere
and tried to snatch away my spooon also . Cos the other one is
i take for my senior , then i don wan give her . But hor , that
violent kid go use her suck milk strength and snatched away
both of my spoons . And in the same time left a cut on my
fking middle finger !@#$%^&(*.Then after tat she never
even say sorry then go away liao . I was like WTF WTF WTF!
But nevermind i gentalmen . Then i went to take another 2 spoons :D.
Our dinner was 2 fish ball , with 1 pack of veges and 1 chicken leg and rice .

Ate it at the fifth floor . Finally something interesting
coming :D. Because some of us wanted to shower first
then they leave their food on the wooden table .
My senior loved the chicken leg veli much , so
after he finished his , me and another senior
encouraged him to take from other people's box.
Then he really went to take it . LOL:DDDDDDDD
After that we went to shower . Came back
we found a group of people sitting around the
wooden table , when i walk passed i heard one
of them said , if i ever catch the one that
stold my chicken i fking , throw himm down the
building (laughs). Strolled around the school with
my senior . Went down to the first floor . Saw a group
of girls there , then i saw xinwei . Said hi and then
saw a girl sitting opposite her . She gave me that
kind of gangster look :D funny . Nowadays Girls
are either crazy or insane or haywire liao . (fast forward)
During band practice a night . Felt like going to toilet,
then i asked for permission and went out . Its fking
dark outside . When i turned at a corner , saw

2 FKING GIRLS WEARING WHITE SHIRT , HAIR UNTIED LIKE
THE FKING GHOST IN THE HORROR MOVIES , I WAS
LIKE "OH MY FKING GOD BLESS ME PLEASE , I DON
WAN DIE !" OH YAR , THEIR LEGS ARE SO BLACK THAT
THEY LOOKS LIKE THEY ARE FLOATING .

After seeing them , my heart beat straight away choing to
200 beats per min :DDD damn fun . (Fast forward)
Sleeping time :D . Finally , i tought that i could have sweet
dreams finally , but noway...The nightmare had jsut started.
Its already 1130 and the light is on and teacher said lights off at 1030.
Then then fking CO people and GuZhen people keep talking like
7/11 wont stop one . I tella u , fking anooying . (Fast forward)
1230 now , Lights are finally offed . But the noise just fking wont.
But i fell asleep , miracle :DDDD(fast forward)
Was awakened by somone insane fker that were still
talking ....I tot i sleept for 5 hrs and its 6 am in the morning
alr , but its onli 0130. Amazing huh ... After that i couldent sleep ,
not untill 0230. After 0230 , i fell asleep (:D god bless me Aman)
Was awoke by the same group of insane fkers AGAIN .
By that time it was 5.45 . Everywhere also pain .

Day 2 :
Blah BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH
Blah BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH
Blah BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH
Blah BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH
Blah BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH
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Blah BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH
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Blah BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH
Blah BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH
Blah BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH
Blah BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH
Blah BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH
Blah BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH
Blah BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH
Blah BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH .

Ahh :D HOME SWEET HOME :D~~!!

2009-10-30T05:52:00.000-07:00

Tday was just as normal as any other days
but i just have these strange feelings in my heart
nvm nothing to say so byes , see you all nxt life^^

STUDY STUDY STUDY STUDY STUDY~~~~
WHO WANNNA COME WITH ME ?
FISH?
BRYAN?
AHFONG?
no lah jk :B

2009-10-28T02:02:00.000-07:00

Toe more days to the fking 2 months
H O L I D A Y
Y A Y I M SO NOT E X C I T E D

2009-10-19T02:40:00.000-07:00

PHEW~~~~ finally exams over liao :D ,
All the papers quite easy except maths :(
But nvm who cares :DDDDDDDD!!
NOW PLAY=9999999999999999x :DD
*Praying* that the transfer is going to
be successful :D , in my grandparents
name i pray , AH mah .

2009-09-10T06:06:00.000-07:00

Tdy was the band's GAMES DAY ! :D
It sounds FREAKING fun but it isnt D:
Let me tella u what i played tdy
Trust me you dont wanna to know
Okay since u dont wanna know , i shall
tell u about it :D

At first we all gather , then split in many
groups . smashed tomato at each other .
played captains ball with veges =.=
And the most disgusting one is :
There have 6 chairs arranged in a row
1 Group has to vs another Group
sissors papers stone . Then the chairs
have flour + + water + egg + soft drink
+ disgusting things . Then the one
who won the sissors papers stone
must sit on the bloody chair . :DDDDD
Aint that stupid ? Wonder who came
up with the stupid ideas . Then my group
win all the way , so all my group members
sat on the bloody chair and we ALL wet
our pants + undies . Seriously one word
to describe it DISGUSTING + STUPID
+ IRRITATING + NERDY Etc........
Then after all the games , we all are
veli veli veli veli dirty + smelly .
Then the last game was my FAV
We are allowed to throw /smash
any foods at the GAME MASTERS
MUAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAhahahahahaha
hahahahahaha.Then i was holding the egg
in my hand . I was tossing it up and down
while looking at my senior with that kind
of eyes + wicked smiles :DDDDDDDDD
Then suddenly the egg slipped and dropped
on the floor . I was like WTF WTF WTF WTF
WTF WTF WT FWT FWT WF WAT THE FUCK!??
?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? My one and onli precious egg :(
Then i lost my chance to throw at my senior =.=
WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF wTf WTF WTF !!!!

ok , don wan talk about it liao ...
byes

2009-09-02T05:05:00.000-07:00

The tacher's day celebration was
damn funny . First we lost to r4
in captains ball ... D: sad....
But after that i've got to meet Mr
hazmin cos i defiance mr fong .
Then got other 4 people also
need see him cos 3 of them is
bully people and the other one
is ARSON LOL!!!!! SO DAMN FUNNY!
So becos of that we have to clean the
wchool . I and another boy must clean the ISH
another 2 clean hall , the last 2 clean
the quadrangle :) . When i went to ISH
so alot sec 4 and 5 playing basketball
match . So damn bloody violent . I waited
for them to finish the match , hoping
that they will go home soon so i can clean
the ISH and go home :) . But they keep
on play and play and play like its gonna
to take forever... Then i don care liao ,
i went in and sat ont he floor and watch them
play. And then , finally they start to play
with thoes teacherrs :DDDDDD. Those
teachers seriously SUCKS <<<< no lah
not that bad but those upper secs 2 strong
liao keep on bang the teacher . DAMN
bloody violent i repeat once again BLOODY
violent :D. The mr leonard tan really funny
sia play the basketball , sibei funny ...Then
after that i heard Mr teo speak to another
teacher
" I was nearly killed up there , haha."
LOLS!!!!!!!!! okay nid go do hw liao byes :D!

2009-08-31T05:24:00.000-07:00

Hiiiie :D , tdy was blah blah blah...

......(The end)
So that was my story , hoped you enjoyed it , byess :D

(Oh 1 more thing, for you info , those IQ lower than
200 cannot read the words :D. Im so sorry for you D:)

2009-08-27T04:24:00.000-07:00

Welcome to FM9.33, i've got a few friends
here who wanted to dedicate two same
songs to 2 different people . Two
Birthday BOY!! :D , WESLEY AND TEDDY!
Please enjoy the songs , so here it goes :D :

HAPPIE BIRTHDAY TO YOU ,
HAPPIE BIRTHDAY TO YOU ,
HAPPIE BIRTHDAY TO WELSEY ,
HAPPIE BIRTHDAY TO YOU~~~~
(clap clap clap clap clap clap clap)

Wow! That song was so sweat ~~
Lets get to the next song for TEDDY :D :

HAPPIE BIRTHDAY TO YOU ,
HAPPIE BIRTHDAY TO YOU ,
HAPPIE BIRTHDAY TO TEDDY ,
HAPPIE BIRTHDAY TO YOU~~~~
(clap clap clap clap clap clap clap)

That was sweat too~~ They are SOOO
lucky to have such friends :p , so see
you next time . Thankyou for listerning
to FM9.33 ^^ , 再见~

2009-08-25T04:14:00.000-07:00

R6 totally pwned the other
classes in captains ball :D!!!!!!
All becos of me :D , i helped
to block 20 ~ 30 times despite
my leg was a little swollen ...
U all owe me once :)(r6 ppls)

Ofcos , we've met some "gay"
teams... still have people go
squeeze me , don let me block
the ball , cover my eyes etc...
i don wan to continue cause
its 2 Evil ==... But we still won
LOOOOOOSERS :D
MUAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA
hahahahahahahhahahahahahaha
hahahahahahahahahhahahahaha...

SEE YOU NEXT YEAR
LOOOOOOOSERS!!!:D
(clap clap clap clap clap clap
clap clap clap clap clap clap clap
clap clap clap clap clap clap clap)

Next Week Monday WE MUST
MUST MUST , DIE DIE MUST
WIN THE R4 NERDS. If you wan
practice with me on either THIS FRI ,
OR SUN-Day , Call me OR sms me OR
Tag :D .
JIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIAAAAA YOUUUUUU!
!!!!!!!!!! ADD OILS !!!!!!!!!!!ADD UNTIL LIKE
JOSIAH LIKE THAT THEN WE WIN LIAO .
COS WE WILL ALL BE LIKE BALL
LIKE THAT , THEN THE OPPONENT WONT
KNOW WHICH ONE IS THE REAL BALL :D
AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
AHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
HAHAHAHHAHAAHHAAHAHA!^^
MY EVIL PLAN :D ... Ops im revealing
2 muchie here , byes ;)

2009-08-22T06:33:00.001-07:00

MUHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHA
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHA!
The freaking mind ****ing common test is finally over!!!
Speechless liao:D so i will use faces to tell you how im
feeling now :D :
:D :) ^^ C: :P
_l_ _l_ _l_ _l_
=.= -.- -,- =,= =o=
_l_ _l_ _l_ _l_
:d :E :S :/ :F
_l_ _l_ _l_ _l_
:Q +.+ -.- +.- -.+
_l_ _l_ _l_ _l_
M.M etc........
Okay that was lame ...
More pics abt the sea :DDDDDD

2009-08-20T04:37:00.000-07:00

Today had eng and chinese test .
And i ****ing forgot to bring my jacket.
Totally sucked. Luckily , a pe teacher
lent me his jacket , but only for 45 mins.
Beeter than nothing right :D. Love
the cher man . Then i went to toilet
during the end test , fong was
accompanying another student .
When he saw me , his pervertic smile
popped out from his face.

When i was walking towards the toilet,
he keep on say , i tell you how many times
le , the 3 time when you go toilet.
before school start, during recess and
after school . Later im going to tell other
teacher to don let you go toilet later .
then i say
"我尿急啦“。
he go act angmoh and say
''no , 不可以''...

Siao lang eh . go toilet also cannot .
after that i went bak to hall to continue
the test . He came in after me . Then
the first time he do is to walk to me
and started his grandfater's mother's
anutie's story . Next time you cannot
go toilet anymore ! . Then i act like i
never heard him like that . HAHA
sad for him :) . What a fking control freak.

Think he sissy i scared like that.
Then he started to walk around
and whisper to other teachers and the
same time pointiong and smiling at me .
Lol ... once got any teacher enter the hall ,
he will start to whisper to them something
abt me ...... Im like GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR>.....
Pathetic folky shit.....................................

I think when i m going to transfer school , the
day before i leave , i would dragg him to
the darkest corner of my school and teach
him a fking lesson :D. Okay thats the end ...
Byes , remember tot leave your hotmail behind
if you wan to be invited^^

2009-08-18T01:03:00.000-07:00

fong damn pathetic sia ...
my hair ok ...............
socks ok .................
Now you know what he catch?
the bloody pants LOL!?!?!?
he says my pants must button
to the most tight one......
its like WTF...............
Just becos of that , i get
to stand outside of the class
during form teacher's time...
Since he ask me go out , i
shall not waste my time doing
nothing out there ... So i
brought out my paper aeroplane
with me and flew it around
like a retarded :D . One teacher
saw me then ask why am i there.
i said teacher ask me stand outside
cos my pants ...blah blah .
After that he gave me that kind of
shocked face . Then he said
whats the problem with that ?
then he say fong retarded.
I love this cher man !!!!!!!!
then got a few more cher came
and ask me the same question
and i ans it the same way .
they all showed me the same
kind of facial expression .
DAMN funny .

After the lesson , when i was about
to go home , fong called me .
then he started his old great
great great great grandmother"s
ensesster's mothers's story .
you know what ? HIS GOT BAD
BREATH , HE TOTALY STINKS , LIKE
A STINK BOMB , YUCKS . MUST BE
HE NO MONEY GO BUY FOOD !!!!
EVERY TIME WHEN HE HUNGRY , HE
WOULD GO TO HIS HOUSE DUSBIN
THERE AND WAIT FOR CROCORACH
TO COME AND WHEN HE SAW IT ...
GUESS WHAT? HE WOULD PICK IT UP
AND DROP IT INTO HIS MOUTH. YUCKS!
WITH FREAKING LOT OF DECAYING TOOTH.
HE TOTALLY SUCKED ... i am speechless
now .................................

found some nice pics , how i wish i
stay near there... My dream:

These places just ROCKS!!!!!!!
Free from crazy fong
Free from school hw
Free from common tests
Free from stress
Free from EVERYTHING you want to ...

2009-08-12T03:32:00.000-07:00

Pisseeeeeeeeeed offf with fong .....
he is such a DICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Everyday test my patience ..........
Mr leolad tan or what i donnoe how
to spell , told me that fong every
time complain to him that i talk
back to fong.......................
Old pussy ,自己对付不了我，就找别的
老师！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！
无话可说了。。。。。。。。。。。。
One word to describe him :
Nerd ass , Bastard , Sissy ,
Crazy , Idiot , siao etc....
YOU OLD VIRGIN LATER KANA
RAPE BY LAO AH MAH ARH !!!!!!!!!!!!

Looking for people who wan to be the
anti fong blog de vice chair :D

2009-08-05T01:36:00.000-07:00

Skipped choir for the 5th time :D
Hope can join band cos i wan quit choir...
*Some hope*The mrs lock really is a
master lock my friend apply 5 times
all rejected , hope Ms ong can pull
me out from choir ^^ JIA YOU !!!
ADD OIL !!!!

2009-08-03T04:26:00.000-07:00

MOTHER FUCKING FONG!!!!! EVEEEEERY
DAY PICK ON ME ... BO SONG COME FITE
LAH ...CHEEBAI KIA , THINK U OLD
CC I SCARED ARH KNN CCB!!!!!!!!!!!!
NEXT WEEK barber COME LIAO STILL KBKP
WAN ME GO CUT TDY ...IRRITATING SIA...
STILL THREATEN ME IF NVR CUT TDY , TMR
MAKE ME STAND AT STAGE... AND IF HE DOES,
I WILL ACT LIKE I NEVER SEE HIM POINTING
AT ME . IF HE WALK TO ME AND ASK ME GO
STAGE I WILl ASk JANICE BE MY WITNESS...
SIBEI
BO SONG
WITH THE
OLD FUCK!!!

And tdy during IPW , he keep on play with
HIS CHEEK hairs with HELL LOT OF KUTUS on it.
GAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY SIA

2009-08-02T05:34:00.000-07:00

TIRED~!~Still haven start doing hw siol ...
Tired and lost ......

2009-07-31T07:07:00.000-07:00

Last day of school today!!! i was
supposed to play bball with my
brothers , but yesterday gabriel
(my choir bass SL )msg me got NDP
performance practice ...... After
school i went mac with classmates
and went back to school , hesitated
awhile thinking of whether to go
practice or not. In the end i went
to play bball with my brothers :D.
I skipped choir 2 times in a row !!
Guess tmr i will be doomed , cos i don
have MC or parents letter .........

BLoody tired now , Nites mates :D

2009-07-30T04:11:00.000-07:00

Hey guys this is a really funny video:
DIE DIE MUST WATCH !!!! :D

Real version ^^:

2009-07-29T04:00:00.000-07:00

Ok got enough people le ... please
write down your msn at my cbox
or roydent one so that after we
create the ANTI-FONG BLOG
, we can invite u^^!

Just wanna share some funny things
happened tdy , so here it goes :) :
Its was a bright and sunny day ,
i went to school at 7.15am . waited for
fong and classmates untill 8 30 am.
fong was still not here and he said
everyone must reach class by 8 30 am.
At around 8 47am the then came in . Then
i shouted *late* someone followed lol...
He said : All light everli stuudant , i want to
make ann anousement . I dont like late cumers ,
(so i guess he was referring to himself ^^)
i hate them ! I dont want any of you to come
late! Veli veli bad , i will complain to the teachers
and the school principal...(i was thinking when did
he ever complained about himself ? maybe he should
pee and look into the mirror , what he see will be
some fugly old man with some short term memory...)
Then he started to talk crab again...

Alrigh one shot joke :" A doctor told a
patient that he 've got bad news
"U have got cancer and you've also
got amnesia(short term memory)."
The patience then replied "WHOOOOOOOO
at least i dont have cancer !"

2009-07-28T04:34:00.000-07:00

WHO SUPPORT ME IN CREATING ANTI FONG BLOG!!!!!
PLEASE RAISE YOUR HAND <<< IF GOT 10
PEOPLE OR MORE I WILL CREATE . THEN
WE WILL SPAM HIM THERE (FEEL FREE
TO RAISE YOUR HANDS I FOR SURE
WONT TELL MR FONG ONE ^^! ! ! ! ! !

I was wondering why josiah didnt get first
in the 2.4 run , he could have rolled the whole
race and probably break a new world fastest
to finish 2.4km run ^^

2009-07-27T05:20:00.000-07:00

Ok i typed sch a long nice captive
story and i accidentally pressed the
back space key and the whole story
just vanished . Pissed off now ......
But nvm just wannna to post my
MASTER PIECE
And one more thing Shawn was rejected
by some one first time ever in his life .
But he would not give up untilll he got it^^ .
Injured my left arm , it sucks , really really SUCKS.
Tmr have maths test , GY test , hand in chinese file
( untill now i still cant find a single ws .....) , Eng
compo , science hw , maths hw , GY hw , HE hw.....
So , it means i have to sleep at 3 am tdy.

WHOOOOOOOO ; TROUBLE SPREEE~~

2009-07-26T04:51:00.000-07:00

I just wanna to share a tragedy here:
fong asked for our files since may 25th.
untill now he still is asking for it from us.
what a poor short term memorey folk.
The tragedy is that all my chinese ws ...
were.....thorwn.....away.....by....my..........
AHMA!!!!!!.....(wtf wtf wtf wtf wtf wtf wtf
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okaes enough of wtf . Ima seriously gona
to suffer in fong's lesson for that.
He would hunt me every day , asking me
to dig out those ws or redo them .
And mr neo our new maths teacher ,
ask me go see him last thursday after
school for not bring notes , i totally forgot
about it LOLxD, what a brave soul...
Dont dare to even think about what is
going to happen to me tmr ...................
But anyways the one and only good news
is that Bryan for sure will lose the ws 2 .
HURRAY FOR ME GUYS!!!!
HIP HIP HURRAY~~~
Oh one more thing reguarding the
NAPA test tmr , im seriously gonna to
OWN u all in 2.4 , sit and reache ,
standing broad jump , shuter run ,
and PULL UP!!!! SCREW U ALL
MUAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAAHAHAH
prepare to give money to me bah ^^
(roydent , bryan , fishie better bring
enough money tmr :D)
muahahhahahahahahahahahaha.....

2009-07-26T03:02:00.000-07:00

Crazy over The Mentalist now :)
Its sooooooooooo nice:D
Those who wan watch
Go www.ppstream.com
download the system then install
then can watch le.

2009-07-21T05:58:00.000-07:00

Attention to all pupils who hate (F)FONG!
The post below will tell you how BORING
his chinese lesson is :) . And let us just all laugh
OUR heads off, for gods sake :) So here it goes...

Its was a fine day, XieYu ( if you donnoe how
to pronounce would you please call me
handsome or shawn :) )went to school happily.
Reached school at around 7:20~~ i guess.
(F) fong came in at 7:40 talked crap and made
me empty the dirty dusbin .

First lesson , chinese , fong's lesson .
He said tdy there will be a China teacher
coming in to see our lesson or whatever
your call it. GUESS what? the china teacher
at first like veri happi like that but after
10mins . One look from her eyes i knew
she was thinking that this teacher
SUCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!(I TOTALY AGREE)
*RAISES BOTH HANDS* . After that
15min after the lesson started , she
used a piece of paper and COVERED her
face to sleep, and don give a SHIT about
HIS BROING LESSON students never fell
asleep BUT the teacher did LOLS!!!!!!She
stayed at that position for around half and hour
and lifted her head up to see if the old fugly
guy is still toking or not the continued to
sleep...MUAHAHAHHAhahahahahahahaahah
“丢脸丢到家啊！”
All i can say about him is hopeless,
All i can see in him is hopeless...
Every thing that consist of him is hopeless...

What does this shows? The old fugly
man(fong) SUCKS!!!! YAY!!!!!HE
SUCKS!!!!!SUCKSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LONG SUCKS THE FONG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
COME ON LETS SY THAT AGAIN!!!
!LONG!
!SUCKS!
!THE!
!FONG!

Anyway forget about him ... but....
HE JUST SUCKS XD !!!!!*RAISES HANDS*
Don feel like wriiiiiiiting about what happened tdy .
Choir sucked 2.

2009-07-20T05:09:00.000-07:00

Had a tough night yesterday...
Couldent sleep, woke up at 3.46a.m
this morning, watched TheMentalist
till5.50am and did some wash up.

Left house at6.40a.m cos (F) fong
said must reach classroom at 7.30a.m.
Reached school at 7.15a.m. I can tell
that all my classmates present, were
amused, their expressions looked
*funny* to me. U know what, (F)
fong said must reach at 7.30 but,
BUT he himself reached at 7.46, DID
he get any form of punishment? OFcos
NOT, why ? Let me tella u , cos he IS
OR rather *IT* is a fugly old mental guy,
who have escaped from wood bridge hospital
with jia yu. She admitted it :) .Did a good
deed early in the moring by lending Janice
our classchair my tie cos she never bring.
Oh how romantic 英雄救美 huh?No la
just toking to myself :p, i guess practiced
2 much for the IPW project (presentation).
Forget it ...After school Mr Garrick came bak
he had some snacks at the new cafe . Then
Mr GArrick , bryan , fish , roydent , yeeler ,
jia yu , xiao ta por , wei xuan & me went to
EHUB . Wanted to compete with bryan who's
bowling skills more pro (but ofcos use 屁股
think will also know im more pro^^)*proud*

Ok before that Mr Garrick treated us KFC.
Such a nice guy :) Cos the bowling place full
so we didnt get to play . Then weeeeeeeeee
went home . Happy ending :)

TO BE CONTINUED...

2009-07-18T23:32:00.000-07:00

Got what holiday hw arh ? Please
kindly reply at the cbox ASAP!!!!
Your kindless will be greatly appreciated!!!

2009-07-15T23:54:00.000-07:00

Had some sweet dreams yesterday
night or i should say today morning...
Some more the 2 dreams is like
episode 1 and 2 lols! Woke up at the
most interesting partz sian!

Nvm woke up , went to school happily ^^.
Reached class 7.40a.m. which is not
considered as late but Mr Fing Fong
say must reach at 7.30a.m. So he mark
my attendence as late comer. The whole
class very pissed off but they still
come at 7.30. So guai for ****?
As usual stood at the class front door
took temperature with bryan cos he
also late :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD.

First period chinese. Had compo test then
after i finished mr fong ask me hand up then
so stand outside cos i 7.40 then reach class
(its like so unfair , other classes get to go
to school before 7.50 but we nid to reach
at 7.30)No comment i went outside stood there
watched other classes have their pe lesson .

Stand untill the whole chinese lesson over i
went in gave him a fucking face . After that
science keep doing magic to my table the girls :S.

R E C E S S S S S S S S S S S S S S S S S
Went to the new cafe bought milk shake (not bad^^)
Continued science lesson then maths then IPW.
fong came in again then we got into our IPW groups.
When the teacher toking up there i keep playing
with the coin with my group member. I spin the
coin then pick it up , then put it in my palm then ask
HEADS OR TAIL no people guess one time correctly^^.
After brain storming the ideas teacher ask us go around
see other groups ideas . I took one idea from other group
then put it on our table . Cos our group got no ideas.
They found out and took it back . And go tell fong.
Got chance to scold me liao , can see the smiles on
his face . Made me stood outside again (used to it already,
since the school starts almost every chinese lesson
must stand outside one .)Next lesson i went in CME!

our CMe teacher put alot magnets inside a plastic
bag the let us guess got how many . Each group must
send someone up . I went up and wrote 40 1/5.
After that she revealed the ans 60+......
I put my cute bag on my laps cos put on
floor 2 dirty liao . fong saw it and took it
and threw it in the FUCKING RECYCLE BIN!!!!
THE FUCKING RECYCLE BIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
and say cannot put on our laps.This really
FUCKING PISSSSSSSSED ME OFF and he
made me stand up again .(tdy i stood for like
almost half of the day)I SWEAR IF I CATCH
ANY CHANCE I WILL FUCKING MAKE HIM
LOSE FACE LOSE UNTILL HOME!!!!!!!!!!
BALIC KAMPONG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Feel like skipping school tmr ^^!

Was toking to vanessa she said:
dun angry take it as he siao k?
angry bad for ur health
must be happy .
After that i felt alot happier....
That crazy old folk must be escape
from mental hospital one LOL!!!!!!

Thanks vanessa
*Hope my dreams continues tdy*

2009-07-15T05:25:00.000-07:00

YAY!!!! Finally managed to change
blogskin all by MYSELF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
GREAT JOB XIEYU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Went to Jia yu house do IPW
project work with Jia yu,
Wei xuan, Bryan, & ME.
Had some fun joing around.
Im the presentor (great pressure)D:
Tdy must stare at the mirror and
tok to myself to practice sia.
Felt like a retarded , but nvm
can get high marks for IPW
can le ! Super excited .^^

2009-07-13T01:00:00.000-07:00

Alright posting jokes...

三八次列车歌词

旅客同志们请注意了.由美利坚合众国开往阿富汗的三八三八四三八次列车马上就要出发了,请没有上车的旅客拿好别人的行李,带上别人的老婆,抓紧时间上车, 有携带雷管,炸药,导火索及易燃易爆品的旅客,请您抓紧时间上车,在人多的地方点燃,为我国计划生育工作多做贡献,列车在高速行驶时,请将您的头和手尽量的伸出窗外,以便一次性解决,本次列车是文明列车,您的大小便,瓜果皮屑可以在车厢内,车道中随意抛洒,他的痰可以吐在你的脸上,你的痰可以吐在他的嘴里,这样有便于蛋白质的充分吸收,本次列车还为第三者插足提供方便,为婚外恋牵线搭桥,并为您迅速办理好离婚手续,使您的家庭彻底破裂,本次列车作为报废车,又安全行驶了30年,由于没有车闸,必须与其他物体相撞才能停车,如果您发现你的头在你的脚上,那就到了终点站天堂,列车司机祝旅客一路平安.旅途愉快.

为什么被杀

甲、乙两人乘飞机，出了故障，落在荒岛。
荒岛上食人族酋长说：“你们各带100个相同的水果就放了你们！！！”
一会儿，甲先带了100个草莓来。
酋长：“把它们都塞进屁眼里就放了你们！！！”
甲就开始塞……塞了98个，没有事……
当他塞到99个时，他却“嘿嘿……”地笑了起来，草莓全喷了出来……
甲就被酋长杀了……
到了天堂，天使问甲：“你只差一个就可以免死，但为什么你笑了呢？“
甲说：“因为我看见乙带了100个榴莲回来。”

一道作业题

小学一道作业题，看看孩子们的BT回答。

现在小学语文太难了，看他们的一道作业题：
要求：把以下四句话用关联词连接：
1、张海迪姐姐瘫痪了；
2、张海迪姐姐顽强地学习；
3、张海迪姐姐学会了多门外语；
4、张海迪姐姐学会了针灸。

（注：正确答案应该是：张海迪姐姐虽然瘫痪了，但顽强地学习，不仅学会了多门外语，而且还学会了针灸。）

结果有一个孩子写：
虽然张海迪姐姐顽强地学会了针灸和多门外语，可她还是瘫痪了。

后来，发现更猛的孩子写道:

张海迪姐姐不但学会了外语，还会了针灸，她那么顽强地学习，终于瘫痪了。

张海迪姐姐之所以瘫痪了，是因为顽强地学习，非但学会了多门外语，甚至学会了针灸。

张海迪姐姐是那么顽强的学习，不但学会了多门外语和针灸，最后还学会了瘫痪。

张海迪姐姐学会了多门外语，学会了针灸，又在顽强的学习瘫痪。

张海迪姐姐通过顽强的学习，学会了多门外语和针灸，结果照着一本外文版针灸书把自己扎瘫痪了

2009-07-12T03:53:00.000-07:00

Who nid more jokes just tag!
:)

2009-07-10T05:57:00.000-07:00

Hey yo all here to update about
new jokes .YOU WAN SOME?
GET SOME ! Here it goes^^
触电
医生问你是怎么骨折的，你说：我觉得鞋里有沙子，就扶着电线杆抖鞋，我抖啊抖……有一傻瓜经过这里，以为我触电，便抄起木棒给了我两棒！

我是他儿子
发生交通意外，许多人围观，一名记者挤不进去，灵机一动他大喊：我是伤者的儿子，请让让！围观者果然让开一条路，那位记者过去一看，压死的是一只猪！

见阎王爷

一病人：我失眠。医生：这药丸红色让你梦到德华；白色梦到阿伦；绿色梦到润发。病人：那全吃下去？医生：可见阎王爷。

足球

中日韩三国足球队主教练一起来到天堂，询问上帝各自的足球队什么时候才能得世界杯冠军，

上帝说：韩国需要50年。韩国教练大哭起来：我是见不到了。上帝又说：日本需要100年。日本教练大哭

起来：我是见不到了。中国教练连忙问：我们呢？上帝大哭起来：我是见不到了。 (for your info, China soccer sucks . super suck , its like hopeless!)

TO BE CONTINUED>>>
Ok should stop le don wan post 2 much nxt time nothing to post :D !
See ya ^^

2009-07-09T05:31:00.000-07:00

Hello all this is fm9.33
our dear friend here Xieyu
would like to dedicate this song to his dear
friend Roydent ! please enjoy it~:

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO U~
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO U~
HAPPY BIRTHDAY DAY TO ROYDENT~
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO U~
^^ rmb to send me TRG :)

Wanted to share some really funny jokes so
have some preparation you may laugh
untill your head drop off ,your eyes pop
out etc...ENJOY :D

有一天小明哭着对妈妈说：“妈妈我的小乌龟死了。”
妈妈说：“明明不要哭，妈妈带你去买你最喜欢吃的冰淇凌，再带你去买你最喜欢的玩具狗，再给小乌龟举行一个小小的葬礼。”
小明转悲为喜的说：“谢谢妈妈。”
在这时妈妈看见小乌龟动了一下说：“明明你的小乌龟没死啊！”
小明一下哭了说：“妈妈我可以把它杀了吗？”

狗哭丧着脸说:“考古学家在我主人的花园里发现了大量的骨头!”猫说:“那是新发现啊!你怎么这么悲伤啊?”狗大声哭道:“那是我的私房钱啊……”

酷暑,卖瓜小商贩吆喝:"快来吃西瓜,不甜不要钱!''饥渴的路人:"哇,太好了,老板,来个不甜的!''

一天魔王抓走公主,公主一直叫.

魔王 :「你尽管叫破喉咙吧...没有人会来救你的....」

公主 :「破喉咙..破喉咙..」

没有人:「公主..我来救你了...」 !!!

魔王 :「说曹操曹操就到...」

曹操 :「魔王..你叫我干嘛..」

魔王 :「哇勒..看到鬼」

鬼 :「靠!被发现了..」

靠 :「阿鬼,你看的到我喔...」

魔王 :「Oh,My God!」

上帝 :「谁叫我?」

谁 :「没有人叫你阿...」

没有人:「我哪有?装蒜啊!」

蒜 :「谁在装我?」

谁 :「又说我?你们找麻烦啊?」

麻烦 :「哪一个找我?」

哪一个:「找你?我才没有...咦,这儿有好多人.」

好多人:「我才刚到耶……你是谁?」

哪一个:「我才不是谁.」

谁 :「他才不是我.」

公主 :「大家都是来救我的吗?」

大家都:「我不是来救你的,是来看热闹的.」

热闹 :「我有什麽好看的?」

上帝 :「不关我的事,先走了.」

魔王 :「你回答一个问题再走,为什麽这麽多人救公主?我这个魔
王怎麽演下去?」

下去 :「你好好的魔王不干,演我做什麽?」

公主 :「魔王若是没有人演,我就可以走了.」

没有人:「若是我演魔王,怎麽会让你走...」

怎麽会:「我才不让公主走,我要看热闹.」

热闹 :「看我干什麽?」

什麽 :「你居然要『干』我?流氓!」

你居然 :「我哪有?」

我 :「关我什麽事ㄚ?」

魔王 :「靠!我要疯了.......」

靠:「喊我干什麽!...」

疯了 :「你要我干啥?」

你要我 :「我什麽都不知道ㄚ!」

我什麽都不 :「我哪知啊!」

我哪知 :「我在这裏ㄚ!有人在叫我吗?」

有人:「我没有叫你啊!」

我没有:「谁叫他了啊?」

谁:「冤枉啊...我没有...」

我没有:「我可没冤枉你啊...」

你:「谅你也不敢.」

谅你:「谁说我不敢!?」

谁:「拜托啊...我什麽都没说啦」

我什麽都没:「你要我说什麽?」

我什麽都不:「...你...你不就是我那失散多年的兄弟吗?」

我那失散多年的兄弟:「拷...我名字取这麽长...也会被叫到
啊...」

谁:「...我要赶快离开这个是非之地」

是非:「原来这裏是我的地盘啊...」

我什麽都不&没:「你们别吵我们在讲话啦...」

你们别吵我们:「我没有在讲话啊...」

我没有:「我才没有讲话咧!...」

我什麽都不:「-_-\\\"...走...我们到外面去聊...」

走:「人家不好意思啦...(扭捏)」

我什麽都没:「关你**事啊...闪啦...」(两兄弟生气的走出去)

关你**事:「呜...为什麽赶我走...」

为什麽:「我没有要赶你走啦...乖...不要哭」

我没有:「喔...又关我啥事了」

关我啥事:「啥?有人叫我吗?」

有人:「谁要叫你啊...」

谁:「我真的要走了...T.T」

走:「人家真的不好意思啦...*V.V*」(\\\"谁\\\"不支倒地)

关你**事:「...你不是我表妹吗?」

关我啥事:「...表哥...好久不见啦...」

好久:「我不是在这裏嘛...」

魔王:「你们有完没完?」

完没完:「他才没有我」

你们:「我才没有他」

我才:「谁说的?」

谁:「叫我干吗?」

吗:「你居然要干我?」

你:「我才不会干他」

我才:「谁说我不会?」

谁:「冤枉!我没说……」

说:「叫我干吗?」

吗:「你们俩真不要脸!」

你们俩:「我要!我要!」

脸:「谁要我?」

谁:「我不要啊」

魔王:「快一点,再说我可要撵人啦」

人啦:「赶撵我?找K」

K:「谁找我?」

谁:「aaaaaaa!别提我的名字,再提我也K他!」

他:「别K我」

我:「谁要K我?」

谁:「终於让我逮找一个啦,杀呀…………」

一个啦:「别逮我」

我:「我也受够啦,谁再提我的名字,我决不放过你!」

谁:「看我的降龙十八掌!」

我:「看我的九阴白骨爪!」

降龙十八掌:「我有什麽好看的?」

九阴白骨爪:「我有啥好看的?」

什麽好看的:「兄弟,我终於找著你啦!」

啥好看的:「哥,咱出去聊.」

How was that ? ^^
Ok i thinkk this is enough later gona post more ^^

2009-07-07T01:39:00.000-07:00

Hey yo just here to post about...
NOTHING
Byes

ITS JUST THAT I HAVE BAD LUCK

2009-07-02T04:36:00.000-07:00

MR fucking fong"S period again.
NEver cut hair again.
Forced to stand outside class again.
But still, he cant do nothing YO!!!
Just a piece of SSSSSSSHIT!!!

Some fat teacher wearing a glass
walked passed, then mr fing-fong
told him we refuse to cut our hair
he checked our hair and said that
my back very long nid to cut but
actually he just wan give mr f-ing fong
the old man some faceDAMN PISSED OFF
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that freaking sissy
that pervertic smile
I HAD ENOUGH!!@$@!^@$&#%&@^*!Q!@%(@!^@!#^#

MOTHER FUCKING MR FONG !@!#!#$@!%#@%^$&%^&**(&*^&%$%#$@

2009-07-01T00:51:00.000-07:00

MY HAIR NEVER TOUCH MY EYE BROWN
NEVER TOUCH MY EAR
NEVER TOUCH MY COLLAR
AND THAT FUCKING FONG KEEP ON ASK ME GO CUT
THEN I DON WAN CUT

THEN HE CANNOT DO ANYTHING ^^

HAHAHAHHAHA JACKASS!!!!BITCH!!!!
ASSHOLE!!!!IRRITATING SISSY!!!!
YOU ARE JUST A PIECE OF SHIT!!!!
MY DOG!!!!SSSSUCK MY UNIT!!!!
EVERY TIME DURING CCM HE WILL
SIT AT THE BACK USING HIS LAPTOP
THEN THE PERVERTED SMILE WILL COME
OUT FROM HIS FACE MUST BE WATCHING PORN!!!!

Ahh feeling much much much better now^^

FIRST DAY OF SCHOOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2009-06-29T03:15:00.000-07:00

I only can use one word to describe
it; boring, pissed off, happy(to see my dogs),
excited, tired.
Oh well, its 5 words.^^

Btw who plays sudden attact add me please :D
ID(HOLYxCOW)
If you wanna play with me go download it at
((((((((((http://suddenattack.asiasoftsea.net)))))))))))
DIE DIE MUST TRY !!! ITs FUN :D
NOT FUN RETURN $$ ^^

Sayonara

2009-06-11T05:57:00.000-07:00

TO all my : Frens , classmates ,
teachers , pets , dogs(for eg.
bryan chong , mrs fong etc.)
Thx for being my fren ,
classmate , teachers (nerd
mr garrick , holy ms wu ,dog mrs fong) .
Im here to tella u all that ,
im not coming bak to
singapore after the holiday.

So don cry ,
don be upset ,
don jump down from the building,
don attempt to sucide(espicially bryan and fish perhaps^^),
don cut ur wrist,
Alright?just don do anything stupid :D .

Little personal messages
To bryan : stop beating the shit out
of josiah but do me one last favour give
him ahard one in his face and make
sure its strong enough to break his jaws :D .

To fish : be a man and don be a gay with
bryan just like me ,even if he show u
the nerd face ...just hold it xD.

To roydent : thx for the tissues man
without ur supply it wouldbe hard for
me to pull it throughthose days<3.

To josiah : don keep getting buillied by
bryan , just show him 1/10 of your fats ,
he would he scared ^^.

To wesley : play less basketball la ur
like a nigga now . Or u can choose
to be michael jackson go do surgery :) .
And shut ur big mouth up , if not u
r sec schoollife would be hard for u .

with loads and loads of love ,
xieyu AKA the handsome/mrlala^^

Feeling very sad now huh?
please don read the messages below.
The most terrible thing on earth will happen...

I sad don read the message below !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It is strictly prohibited !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I SAID NO !!!!!!!

Alright actually im coming bak
TEEHEE!!!!
Did i gotcha?^^

HOLIDAY !!!!YAY!!!

2009-06-01T00:04:00.000-07:00

See u guys in July :)

MRS FONG

2009-05-27T04:14:00.001-07:00

The nerdest nerd of all nerds.
The gaiest gay of all gays.
The most guai lan of all guai lans.
I bet u all know who im referring to.
ITS *MRS* FONG!
AKA the FUCK FONG!

Character: Xieyu,Mrs Fong.
Date:25th ~26th may.
Venue:School MPH
Times:7:45am~8am

Let me tell u the story...

Once upon a time , there was a
happy,handsome,smart,cute,student.
He sat downed at where he
usually sit in the hall.The F***
Fong saw him.His hair was longer
than the F*** Fong"s . So the
F*** Fong made him stand
at the side of the stage.And
warned him to cut by the next day.(To be continued)

The next day the happy,handsome,smart,
cute,student.Went to school again with
the same abit long hair.
The F*** Fong saw him again . And this
time he asked the happy,handsome,smart,
cute,student,to stand in the middle of the
stage infront of the whole school .
The boy stood up. Walked to him.
And pointed his middle finger to him.
(no lah thats extra:D,how i wish he did itTT)
At that time the boy's saw his co-form
teacher MS WU! The angelic smile ,pretty,
smart teacher . The boy then begged her to help
him . And ofcos she did , she made him stood
at the side of the hall ( HE LOVES U MS WU !)
She saved the boy's ass :D.(happy ending^^)
(853285716921421876WORDS)

2009-05-20T01:01:00.000-07:00

Damn tdy my classed moved to 3r6"S
class cos got 1 girl from 3r6 injured
her leg . Just becos of that we have
to climb from first floor to the 4TH
floor which was damn tiring. But
nvm we get to choose our sits :D.
sat with the pimple face(bryan),
(handsome) fish, apple(ariff).Then
got back our maths result. I scored
77/100 which is A1 .Im so proud of
myself cos beat byan and fish . Actually
i bet with bryan see whose's score lower
will have to pay $2 but ,bryan lost and
he don wan pay .(remember never to
bet with bryan his a $ sore loser).

During recess i wrote "LOOKING FOR
HARDWORKING AND SMART GIRLS
FOR THE GROUP PROJECT (ME&
BRYAN)" and walked around the class
with the cardboard.In the end nobody wan
join sia cos they know we will slack and
get them to do the works and we get the
scores ^^.After recess got bak my history !
I failed it all the way for my common test
and those assignments but , guess what
i got 82/100 !!!!!!!!!2 essay27/30 . 8 source base
14/20.MUHAHAHAHHAHHAHAAHAAHHAH
HHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHA
HAHAHAHAAHAHAHHA.Alright enough byes.^^

2009-05-18T22:53:00.000-07:00

Tdy no nid study cos we(sec1 to sec 3)
did some post exam activities.
Guess what. Its the lame captains
ball. I just stand on the chair then
my class de girls just keep throw
high ball .Then we keep scoring :D
The other class people "s face was
like (WOW) cos their class blocker
cant block a single ball ,some complain
not fair cos my hands and legs too
long lol.bullshit.The most interesting
part of the day is when my class was
playing with 1c1 or 1i1 bryan the nerd
went to snatch the other class's ball
from a girl .Its like some kind of bully
like that . Then their class people
keep on scold bad words like :
SNATCH SNATCH SNATCH ,
SNATCH UR MOTHER PUSSY
ARH. Then i was laugh like siao
cannot concentrade to catch
the ball . Ok that was dumb .
Byes go play dota le :D

2009-05-15T02:02:00.000-07:00

Went to watch THE UNINVITED with
bryan and his sis.The movie was
quite scary , bryan was screaming
like a pussy beside me and when
the most scary part ....someaudience
"burped"then every one laugh lol....
btw who have nice game pls
recomend pls......................................

2009-05-15T01:58:00.000-07:00

FINALLY EXAMS FINISHED :DDDDDDDDDDD
SUCH A RELIEF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
GONA TO PLAY AND PLAY AND PLAY AND
PLAY AND PLAY AND PLAY AND PLAY AND
PLAY AND PLAY AND PLAY AND PLAY AND
PLAY AND PLAY AND PLAY AND PLAY AND
PLAY AND PLAY AND PLAY AND PLAY AND
PLAY AND PLAY AND PLAY AND PLAY AND
PLAY AND PLAY AND PLAY AND PLAY AND
PLAY AND PLAY AND PLAY AND PLAY AND
PLAY AND PLAY AND PLAY AND PLAY AND
PLAY AND PLAY AND PLAY AND PLAY AND
PLAY AND PLAY AND PLAY AND PLAY AND
PLAY AND PLAY AND PLAY AND PLAY AND
PLAY AND PLAY AND PLAY AND PLAY AND
PLAY AND PLAY AND PLAY AND PLAY AND
PLAY AND PLAY AND PLAY AND PLAY AND
PLAY AND PLAY AND PLAY AND PLAY AND
PLAY AND PLAY AND PLAY AND PLAY AND
PLAY AND PLAY AND PLAY AND PLAY AND
PLAY AND PLAY AND PLAY AND PLAY AND
PLAY AND PLAY AND PLAY AND PLAY AND
PLAY AND PLAY AND PLAY AND PLAY AND
PLAY AND PLAY AND PLAY AND PLAY AND
PLAY AND PLAY AND PLAY AND PLAY AND
PLAY TILL I SOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNGG.
^^

FEVER

2009-05-08T23:38:00.000-07:00

OMG....my temperature now is
38.6degree......
Just now i felt so hot...the kind
of feeling when u are in a 360
degree oven.....My head ached
like theres a worm there bitting
off my cells...... felt like the end of
the world...... Ahh....
Its aching again...(How i wish i
had a gf to stay wif me:D)
Sweating like hell......

LIFE IS BORING

2009-05-07T06:24:00.000-07:00

Tdy"s eng paper 1 sucked
So is paper 2

Everyone don ever lend
bryan any $$ cos he will take
forever to return .(owe
for 1 week le got $$ buy
prepaid card don have
$$ return me)I swear
if by nxt week he
don return my $$ i'ma
gonna to strip him
infront of the whole class :D

byes nid to go study le D:::::::::::

nerd mrs fong

2009-04-29T08:12:00.000-07:00

tdy during ccm mr fong came in and found out
that i nvr hand in my chinese zuo ye then he ask
me give him i said it was in locker (but it was at
home thinking that he would foget that i nid to
hand in the zuo ye after i get back) but unfortunally
he remembered it lol then he start to show me
attitude by asking me to go home and bring it
bak to here then i just don care abt him and
went back to sit. then wesley want to watch his
basketball cboys tournament just because
mrs fong saw his shirt tuck out , he say cannot go LOL
then wesley came back he took off his spects and cry
(real cry) then periods before and after this sucked
byes.Nitez ppls ^^

2009-04-27T02:27:00.000-07:00

tdy after school went eat mac wif bryan fish and royden .
then u know what ? bryan and fish go take sugar and
pepper then mix and eat it wif their fries !! LOL sia
they don scared got bladder prob eat so many sugar.
then after we finished i hold the mac door for them ,
after they get out got another 2 sec girls holding their
meals wanted to get in but none of them got extra hand
to push the door so they lucky la met me when they was about
to enter i close bak the door LOL .Then the 2 girls laugh untill
very funny . Then i took bus home at one stop the back door
of the bus cannot close !! then the bus aunty keep on kick the door
everyone on the bus was laughing (including those outside).
then no choice she drove the bus with the back door open all the
way to tm . ok gtg study le byes :D

bryan's nerd pants

2009-04-23T07:04:00.000-07:00

tdy then nerd punched my toot ,...then i wan revenge then wan punch him bak but he wan to run away so i go pull his shorts.who knows the" metal thing"came out LOL then his whole pants very loose .(because the metal thing is supposed to secure the shorts. then during miss poh's lesson his still trying to figure out how to fix his shorts miss poh saw him doing that then she say"why are u unziipping ur pants infront of me, even if u strip naked i wont give u full marks for ur lit test ok?"then the whole class was like LOL.

MY NECK

2009-04-22T05:04:00.000-07:00

during the science lesson tdy stupid fking alibaba go choke me ....so i decided to shoooooooooooooooot all my rubber bands at her , after doing that i felt so (SHOIK AHHH)till now my neck still hurts D:.tmr shes gona get it from me! ^^

Mrs Fong

2009-04-14T05:44:00.000-07:00

that ******* every time only ask me cut my hair when there are people who's hair is long than mine ******* rite.

Tdy "s history test

2009-04-13T05:17:00.000-07:00

Thanks to my bro yesterday night he made me sleep at 11 which was so DAMN LATE (2 me I am a good boy who sleeps at 10 :D).Which caused me to not be able to revise my history the next day . So i did badly must hit his "pipi" liao . Hope bryan the gay fail also , so i can have a company.

sports day

2009-04-12T06:23:00.001-07:00

so fun